Thank you very much!
We highly appreciate your wish to welcome our boy for a month during our trip to Asia.
Kan is a lovely and dynamic young teenager. As a teen he has his ups and downs. Sometimes he loves playing, actually he loves playing every day. Usually after work Johnny G pays to him a lot of attention, and they both play hide and seek, running around with a small rope or just attacking each other.
Food and water: He needs to eat once, preferably twice a day. If you forget he will never! So when you wake up, actually when he wakes you up, on your way to the bathroom every morning you will have a morning serenade. He will miau so loudly that you might get crazy, but not too much. It means he is hungry and he will not leave you until you don't give him food. Give him 30gr of his dry food, then go to the shower, but he will want to come inside the bathroom during your shower. You may leave him outside, but he will scream and the neighbours might call the police because they may think you are torturing him, so leave the door slightly open... Just to save you the embarrassment to run out of the shower and open the door naked 'cuz the police siren.
In the evening when you come back, he will be missing you so much that the same miau scenarios will repeat again. He might be also hungry, but this time wait! When you have a dinner, then you give him also food, again 30gr of his dry food. However he tries to manipulate you during your dinner, don't get into the trap.
Every Sunday you should give him one package of his wet food. He knows it is Sunday and his time for real meat :) I tried to make him vegetarian, I couldn't succeed it.
Water - you need to put water up to the top of his bowl every day or when it is empty - usually every day or once per two days.
With the time passing by, you will see that this animal might not be a real cat, but a fish in a cat body. It is still a mystery! He loves playing with water. He will go after you in the shower to play with the left water. Don't leave any glasses with water on the table... the water will be everywhere, even on the ceiling...
This reminds me to tell you to close the toilet lid, in case that you don't want to kiss his head whilst wondering why is wet...
As a real male he doesn't like flowers, so he will try to eat all flowers you bring at the flat.
Toilet: not that unpleasant at all. With the small thing you grab the excrement, you put them in a sack, the sack in the garbage outside and it is done. The toilet itself must be changed once per month, but me personally I change it every two weeks. We will make a visual demonstration for you :)
Kan thinks that he is the beloved one, the Maharajah and we are the girls of his harem... Apparently, he is not that far from the truth...
When you come back home, the first think you need to do, even if you want or not you might be forced with the time, is to hug him and caress his head and behind the ears. Then after the dinner comes the game time, then comes the "love time". Don't be ashamed, the love between boys is no more a shame, so give him kissed, hugs,as well he will kiss your face a lot, he will be hugging you a lot :)))))
He might sleep next to you, if you don't feel comfortable, please remove him. The first night he might feel scared and to come for hugs and love more often than ever, but it is the first night only.
Nails: I will cut them before coming, anyway I will show you hot to do it by yourself as well.
He is a very curious boy, he will try to escape when you open the front door. Keep calm, leave your luggage next to the door and run after him, catch him, tell him this is bad and bring him inside the flat.
Don't open the windows when he is there. Close him in one of the rooms then open the window. He will try to jump and catch birds. He thinks he is a tiger and have to pursue the prey... Please, don't tell him this is not true! Just close the window and let him dream from inside the flat...
If you have any particular question, your intern has a cat, I believe since you are the Boss, you can call her anytime to answer your questions!
p.s. Don't forget you are his uncle - your blood, your flesh! Be patient, but lead the flat with a strong iron hand!
Yours faithfully,
Jenny and Johnny G.
